A Detective looks at the evidence he has collected. Everything points to A as the perpetrator. As it turns out, B actually did it. Evidently, that same evidence can be applied to him also. And now some other things make a lot more sense.

  That’s how I look at the PMIS.

  There was no malice when Continental Drift theory was conceived. The evidence pointed that way.

  Look, I’m sorry. I didn’t wake up one day and say to myself,

  “What can I do today that will totally piss off half the Professors in every University, worldwide.”

  Really, I didn’t! I just saw what looked like a crescent. And a crescent is part of a circle. And impact craters are circular. So …

  Then I tried to look for things that would disprove an impact. But everything seems to point tword it.

 The “pac man”. The “V” pointing to the Mediterranean. The highest point from the center of the Earth is in Ecuador. All the tectonic plate boundaries going the way they would if something hit in the South Pacific. The way the islands above Tahiti looking like popped bubbles. Some people say it’s geographic paradolia. I think of paradolia as seeing faces in texture, or stucco, or toast. Like a Jackson Polluk painting. Finding a face in something like that. That’s paint on a canvas. The Mona Lisa is paint on a canvas. But I wouldn’t call that paradolia. Geographic paradolia: it just looks like something hit. Or it looks like that because that’s what happened. I’m sorry. I didn’t do it, I just noticed it. Scientists got it that wrong. Once again, I’m sorry, but what do you want me to do, shut up?

 And it explains things I wasn’t looking for an answer to. Like why are the Hawaiian Islands lying in that direction? Why do the Himalayas have that curve? And why do the Aleutian Islands have that curve? Or why is Antarctica shaped that way? And why do all the deserts make a giant check mark? Or if you’re a complete nonconformist, could this have caused The Flood? And; why did Noah’s Ark land where it did?

  And I hate to bring this up, but if it took 5 seconds for our planet to look the way it does instead of 100s of millions of years, then don’t we need to recalibrate the timeframe for geologic eras?

  However, I did break the legs off the periodic table. Yep, that was me.